There are just some things you don’t joke about!!
User Immortalsnail on Reddit claims he made a twisted joke on a Tinder Date that resulted in him getting arrested.
He joked about being a serial killer…Ha (what) Ha(the) Ha (heck)!
He said on Reddit that he was on a date with a woman he met on Tinder. They met up at a restaurant where things were going great. Thing were going so great she actually invited him to a mall to hangout with some of her friends after. But that hangout didn’t happen because, well… Why don’t I let him tell the story.
“So after the food arrives the conversation turns a little more towards how we met (pay close attention and you will spot my mistake). She states she’s glad I’m normal and not some sort of serial killer.”
“Now I could have just laughed… I could have but I was funny remember? I replied with “Oh thanks for thinking I’m normal! But I actually am a serial killer, bodies for days buried out at the farm.”
“She laughed, I laughed, I thought I did great at making it sound sarcastic.”
“She excuses herself to the bathroom to do whatever girls do in bathrooms on dates. It was taking a questionably long time for her to return and I was slightly worried she bailed and stuck me with the bill, my luck right? Wrong.”
“So unbelievably wrong, my luck was worse as police officers suddenly appear out of nowhere and tell me to keep both of my hands visible on the table. At this point I’m confused, this must be a joke. I see my date coming with a staff member and get ready for Ashton Kutcher to appear, no such luck.”
“The police ask if it’s me and she says ya, the cops get me to stand up and handcuff me and walk me out, not a single person seems to want to answer any of my questions.”
“I’m in the car and the police are outside talking to my date for a few minutes when they get into the car with me and ask me if I told my date I was a serial killer, I tell them yes but I was joking.”
“So that derailed my plans, I spent the next 5-6 hours explaining myself over and over and over that I was kidding. I guess eventually they either believed me or got tired of hearing me speak much to my lawyers disapproval (to me speaking) and let me go and reminded me that my jokes suck.”
There’s “bright side” to his story
“I’m not sure how date number two will go but I’m excited to find out, also a bright side is that I have no idea who paid for my food.”
So what did we all learn from his story? Don’t be an IDIOT and joke about being a serial killer.